30 -year-old man

30 -year-old man
People reach 30, it is a very terrible thing. This unlucky thing had been run into by me at last. People reach 30, I feel most important, but introspect oneself. The result introspected is: With comparing ten years ago, I degenerated, I who am present --We can say, having degenerated, the life style is unnatural. However, want me to get back to ten years ago, killed, I did not go either. Though has not thought how good now it is, regrettably, I have already been used to it --It is obvious, it is degenerate first step that used to. When 120 years old, write the love song to the girlfriend, write the little strip: "Are you free tonight? " When 30 years old, phone wife: "I am very busy tonight. " In the 220 year old, think in 30 s such as oneself, sure to make enormous contribution for mankind already. In the 30 year old, read, begin, pay attention to chronological table of celebrity, like that celebrity become famous year, deduct year when he was born. If smaller than 30 this figure, very disappointing; If exceeds 30, very happy; Meet some examples of thing happen in that kind of forty or fifty years old abilities, think there is ample time for doing sth.. When 320 years old, think oneself is a talent, but the talent needn't live for a long time, it is the better to be the more short-lived. When 30 years old, do not plan to hang oneself. Though, at this age, Shelley has been already drowned, it was four years since patient Keats of pulmonary tuberculosis died. When 420 years old, go to see the exhibition of paintings, go to a naked woman, warn oneself: This is art, I am aesthetic, Kant says " aesthetic not with utility purpose. " In a word, on afraid one's own brain expect place that shouldn't think, afraid own health behave like a hoodlum on the spot. When 30 years old, make the sexy kitten's picture into the screen protection of the computer of the office, talk about the meat or fish cross-talk on every dining table. When 520 years old, think a suit of dirty jean is fresh. When 30 years old, begin to iron the shirt everyday, and know soberly: First, oneself is too handsome to stand up again. Second, have no general at all times oneself. When 620 years old, if run into present oneself, it is certain to detest very much --Mother has educated him so to waste for many years. Present I, see oneself 20 years ago, certain to think --Our education is problematic. When 720 years old, can buy the book not bought, does not buy without exception. In the 30 year old, can buy book that buy, buy without exception, become, afford to tie. Then the paper is piled on the ground, like guest waiting to meet, the readers who look forward to that honour. When 820 years old, everybody can go to the small hotel to drink when gathering ten yuan, not afraid either that cause delay drunkly --Because can have nothing serious by mistake at all. When 30 years old, Chinese liquor has not been drunk, drink beer, will not drink in death either --A 30 -year-old person, sottish, faint, talk about much truth, it is not really a very proper thing. When 920 years old, we call all classmates " bird people " ,Certainly, except the schoolgirl. It is surnamed the letting of Wu " Bird Wu " ,It is surnamed the shouting of the dragon " Dragon's bird " --The bird, pronunciation and Lu Zhi dark " fade out pieces of bird come on in the mouth " "bird " Similarly, it is not any good word. When 30 years old, we call 50 -year-old woman " young lady " ,Call Zhang AGen " Tom " . 10 that year " Dragon's bird " Like buying 5 kilograms of tangerines, then in front of people of the whole bedroom, eat up them completely one by one. The present one " Dragon's bird " It is a department level cadre, come from Guangxi to Shanghai and go on business, is vying for checking while having a meal, because he is a department level cadre, the department level cadre means everything can submit an expense account. While graduating from university, " dragon's bird " A virgin boy. Dragon's division chief has already divorced two times. " dragon's bird " Once stolen the dish token of 40 yuan, then put the dish token of 20 yuan in the wardrobe stolen, guided the thief and rose to the bait, the thief did not catch finally, the dish token was stolen. Dragon's division chief is responsible for the great project of more than one hundred million yuan for one now. When 1120 years old, form master Lao Ge often talks about philosophy with us, educates us: "Without making love of love, it is a kind of piston sport. " When 30 years old, it is said Lao Ge opened the Chinese herbalist clinic of a sexual dysfunction in U.S.A.. In 1220 year old, may be with a group of a pack of rogues, a word row is opened at the road of night after drinking, piss. When 30 years old, two friends got prostatitis. When 1320 years old, can point out the teacher's mistake in public. When 30 years old, can point out the leader's wisdom in public. When 1420 years old, hold a broken recorder, listen to " destiny symphony ": Clapper! Clapper! Clapper! --The devil is knocking at the door! Clutch the throat of destiny! When 30 years old, listen to Cui Jian: "Your small hands are ice-cold, like your expression in one's eyes - -""I go the intersection of you and mother, go the intersection of you and mother - -" When 1520 years old, weight is 60 kilograms. When 30 years old, weight is 72.5 kilograms. When 1620 years old, once spent ten hours, wrote 1,000 lines of poems, it was a kind of very special paper that was used, it was a classmate's mother that took back from the hospital, recorded that kind of the electrocardiogram. The back in others' heartbeat, write excitedly endlessly. In the 30 year old, computer have too, type speed to be too very fast, fine the intersection of smoke and fine tea watch Hou, burn, but can not often write out several words, the person like a constipation either in an hour, sit on the nightstool gilded. When 1720 years old, appreciate two poems: Guide the knife one fast, does not shoulder the juvenile head. When 30 years old, there is not the juvenile head, but too or often guide the knife --Razor. When 1820 years old, one evening, were embracing the girlfriend, took a walk in the campus, an old lady and an old fogey, washed over in one's face suddenly. They take a flashlight respectively, shine on one's own arms first --A red armband impressively, " squad of bodyguards of the school " Then has shaken for two times on our face to " come separately separately with the flashlight. " When 30 years old, Ihaveadream: At night of one day, I sneak it back to the Alma Mater, run into that pair of old gentlemen, old ladies again, I use a shining flashlight, shake on their face arbitrarily, then order them: "Embrace and embrace. " Transfer it to from centre halfback's network

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